And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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