What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
you never un-have a 4some
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