tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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