i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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