This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
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Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
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The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
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