Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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