With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
this will be a night to untag.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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