He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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