The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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