Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
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