Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
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The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
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The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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