honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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