Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
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Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
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Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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