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• (510): View more from California

  So drunk, too bad you don't want this

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch

  (740): View more from Ohio

  enter at your own risk

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.

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• (805): View more from California

  I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.

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• (716): View more from New York

  All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.

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• (631): View more from New York

  The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse

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