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• (512): View more from Texas

  I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.

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• (845): View more from New York

  he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes

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• (214): View more from Texas

  It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is

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• (845): View more from New York

  Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  I feel like you just railed me after that sext

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.

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• (310): View more from California

  Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.

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