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• (972): View more from Texas

  She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.

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• (352): View more from Florida

  I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk

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• (323): View more from California

  this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude

  (765): View more from Indiana

  call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona

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• (210): View more from Texas

  did u drive by my house last night?

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  bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  I could tell my life story through kermit memes

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• (813): View more from Florida

  He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?

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