this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
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