So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
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Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
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Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.