this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.