She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
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I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
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It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?