i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
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On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
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Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
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