i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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