Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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