dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
Randomize
