no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
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i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
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I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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