Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
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She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
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Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course