Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
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