Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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