Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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