At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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