just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
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I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
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Go christen that room with your naked body.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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