This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
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