We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
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can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
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HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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