I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
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His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
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Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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