i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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