we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Randomize
