Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
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I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
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I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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