So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
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