Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
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Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
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I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I touched a dick in church today
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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