Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I checked into jail on foursquare
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
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mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
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Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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