i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
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I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
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He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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