some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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