So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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