I can tuck mytits in my pants
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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