they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
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