All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
organizing the empties. That sober.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
how drunk are you?
Several
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Randomize
