his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
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My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
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and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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