a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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