he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Im part way to drunk.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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