margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
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