It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
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Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
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You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize