Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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