last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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