okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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