Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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