Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
I just found puke in my bra..
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
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