You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
