Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
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Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
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I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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