I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
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So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
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Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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