Have you finally orgasmed yet?
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
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Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
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The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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