sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
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we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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