Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
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