gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
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all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
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Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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