Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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