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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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