Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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