If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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