i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Quick, to the slutcave!
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
If I die, sorry about rent.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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