I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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