It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Sorry about my life...
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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